do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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