After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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