Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
