i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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