If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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