My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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