"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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