if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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