Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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