okay pat passed out under dana's car
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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