Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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