Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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