thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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