Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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