Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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