Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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