The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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