It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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