DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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