I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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