so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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