Betty ford says i'm here all night
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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