so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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