I'm lost and stupid without you.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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