in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And then he peed in my hair
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