Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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