ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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