she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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