Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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