So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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