Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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