Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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