He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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