I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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