she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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