**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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