You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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