I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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