Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
this hospital has no fireball
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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