By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It's blow job season.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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