butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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