a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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