Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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