In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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