Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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