He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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