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penguin condom
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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