im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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