Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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