did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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