even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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