singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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